It all makes sense now…

At least your kids are in their own rooms. The Nestling Sparrow’s in with us. That means any sex attempted is most emphatically NOT with me on top, dammit.

purplestew: Tis all in good fun. No harm in chancing your arm now and then. Inside I knew I was destined to fail.

kieran: I get a jitter in my eyebrow when I arch it – it quivers uncontrollably, like a sleeping dog dreaming of chasing a herd of Spaniards.

jali: My knowledge of grooming extends to getting a haircut once a month and having a shower most days, so you’ve lost me on that one. We’ll see sure. I’ll probably only ever blog about sex from a comical viewpoint, so it’s unlikely you’ll ever see me write about that stuff.

conan: Hah, I had forgotten about that. No, twas just a garden-variety one. She works hard enough, I wouldn’t do that to her*.

fyrchk: Mission accomplished. Glad someone liked it, cos if my site meter’s anything to go by today, this post is making most people click away in disgust. Heh.

sassy: Don’t worry, I’ll survive. The eyebrow thing is a sure-fire way to fail – unlike Sean Connery, I look like a bit of a spazzy when I attempt it.

*translation: I’d get my arse kicked up and down the stairs if I brought breakfast in bed up.

:::le sigh:::

sooooooo smooth….I dont understand why she didnt jump ya right there !!