Damn, I’m horny.

July 20, 2006 at 10:11 pm | Posted in family, nonsense | 11 Comments

And Linzi’s due to give birth any day now. Bad combo. Must remain supportive. Must not be cranky.

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  1. wow gold opportunity!

  2. Fuck off

  3. heh, people are actually trying to advertise game currency traders in the comments? A new low has been discovered.

    Regards being horny. Talk to the hand! (I will not be surprised if I am also told to fuck off)

  4. Michael: That’s exactly what Linzi keeps saying, too. My response is: everything in moderation. I’m in serious danger of OD’ing on the hand unless some sex saves me.

    Still, there are worse problems.

  5. I know you’re suffering, but that was a hilariously honesty post.

  6. lol. that was my husband’s biggest pregnancy complaint too. . .the lack of sex. poor babies.

  7. You’ll make it! Maybe you should Stifler it? That would be a change, no?

    I’ve said too much.

  8. howard: Thanks. It’s a quiet suffering, so it’s nice to be buoyed by venting here, and the comments that follow…

    beckie: It is pretty pathetic, considering what y’all have to go through.

    summer: I’m guessing this is a Stifler from American Pie reference – yes, I have seen all three movies, so I have no excuse, but I have to ruin it and ask what you mean? Sorry… 🙂

  9. I found you over at CP’s blog so I thought I would come over and say hi. I was greeted with a hmmmm… different kind of post *grins* I think I like you! I’ve been on the other side of that dilema….twice! Poor hubby. I have to say though it’s easier for her to help you out now than after the baby is here. Then it will be at least 3 months!!! Good luck!

  10. Kav-

    Are you kidding me?????

    Stifler would sit on his left hand, make it numb and then do the deed. He said it was his ‘other woman’. He might not have said it in American Pie, I think it might have been the sequal.

    What do I know about guys and what they do? Nothing really.I just know you all can’t help it. Um, enjoy! (?)

  11. big mama: Thanks, and welcome! Don’t worry, I’ve fully prepared myself for the Battle of the Bollocks for the next few months. I’m gonna breeze right through it…*gulp*

    summer: Brilliant! I’m gonna try that that tonight. I’ll let you know how it goes. Or maybe not… 😉

    Oh, and my excuse is, without regular masturbation, men are more prone to prostate cancer. Works for me!


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