Joe Lonsdale and arses

August 14, 2006 at 10:16 pm | Posted in family | 9 Comments

Quote from Linzi after I slip both hands inside her pyjama bottoms and grasp her arse as she walks across the room:

“Stop, you’re making me feel like a pantomime horse”.


A conversation we had today:

Linzi: Go and put on that Joe Lonsdale CD

Me: What Joe Lonsdale CD?

L (exasperated, sexy arched eyebrow): The one you bought last week!

M (lost): I’ve never heard of Joe Lonsdale.

L: Are you taking the piss?

M: No! Who the fuck is Joe Lonsdale?

L: Frankie, you’re so annoying! Is it in the car?

M: Wait a sec, do you mean Ray LaMontagne?

L (snorting with laughter): Oh yeah.

Joe Lonsdale. Where the fuck did that come from?


This is the view from my back garden tonight:

Kinda creepy, but kinda cool.



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  1. Its been a number of yrs since I lived in Dalkeith, Midlothian….and for the life of me I do not know the meaning “corbed”??? or …it that something I really dont want to know …?? LOL

  2. drm2b: I’m Irish originally, that’s why you prob don’t know it…it just means “caught” in local slang. 😉

    Guess what? I got married in Dalhousie Castle in Bonnyrigg, right next to Dalkeith. Small world…

    Nice cleavage, BTW!

  3. :::blushing::: tanx….

    I lived in ‘the palace’!!! WAY to small of a world……Im still lookin for a kiltwearing brogue talkin hottie….got any single friends who would be interested in a criminal forensic psychologist from across the pond????

  4. yeah, i don’t know half of what you guys just said. i feel really stupid now. Thanks.

    Nice cleavage. No you Kav, although I’m sure you have perfectly fine cleavage, no offense.

  5. Whoa! That is an incredible picture. Any idea what caused that coloring… other than pollution, that is.

  6. drm2b: I have plenty of single friends, but one look at your chest would reduce them to gibbering, salivating wrecks. Then they’d find out you were clever too and they’d be too scared to talk to you.

    duckie: Na bac leis an cailin deas!

    That’s some Irish for you, just to confuse things further.

    howard: I live in a suburban area, and believe it or not, that colouring in the sky is just the super-bright orange arc-sodium streetlights reflecting off the clouds. Looks cool though, eh?

  7. um…..thanx duckie!….and dont worry.,…he was just complimenting you for your nice arse….LOL

    And Kav?…Id be willing to cover the girls to allow for conversation…then spring them on them when they least suspected it….jest fer shites & giggles…!

  8. drm2b: Do the girls have names?

  9. LOL….They have been nicknamed over the yrs….but to be honest …I can not remember any of the silly names……
    Have you names your wifes?….and do the twig and berries have names?

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