Tuesday haiku

December 19, 2006 at 10:53 am | Posted in haiku | 11 Comments

Christmas approaches
And I’m stuck in cunting work.
Fuck this for a lark.



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  1. No, I’m not bitter at all that I should be lounging at home with nowt but a pair dirty tracksuit bottoms on. I’m not bitter that I have been forced to carry out the most repetitive, irritating tasks known to chimp. Not I.

  2. What? You’re trying to see which of the Chrissy lights are woring too? Fuck’s sake.

  3. 3 separate thoughts, dear. 3 separate thoughts. You got the seasonal reference in though. Here, my dear. Let me show you how it’s done:


    Kav’s blog is quite blue
    The sticky hands of children…
    Fleeting December

    Thank you. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

  4. Too many cookies,
    cake, and sugary treats. Ouch
    I feel like a cow.

  5. what a load of shite
    I am so full of the horn
    I am off to wank.

  6. devin: speaking of which, I had to spend two hours at the weekend tracing a rogue broken bulb…pain in the hole!

    plimco: Say whaaaaaaaaaat? I’ve never heard that a haiku must be composed of three separate thoughts. Is that true?

    sassy and old knudsen: Splendid efforts. The Tuesday haiku is here to stay.

  7. Sigh. So much to learn… Are you going to make me quote Miriam Webster to you? DON’T MAKE ME BRING OUT THE MIRIAM ON YOUR ASS!!!

    Yes. 3 separate, unconnected thoughts. One seasonal reference. 5, 7, 5. Wala! Haiku. Unless you’re Japanese. Then you can get away with whatever the hell you want…

  8. Fair enough, but there’s a rule that I have too, and it goes: fuck that shite. My haikus will be as disconnected as my thoughts. Will you still be my friend? Yarf.

  9. Haiku is so fashionable in the blogosphere now. You’re not allowed to have a blog unless you list “Haiku” as one of your hobbies, I heard.

  10. Ah fuck Annie, now it’s ruined for me.

  11. The Kinseally thief
    Gave everything to himself
    Not like Santa then?

    My first Haiku ever – be kind!!
    I tried to be topical and seasonal.

    (For the non-Irish – “Kinseally thief” = Charles J. Haughey in the news bigtime again today in Ireland on the publication of a report into his naughtiness).

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