Egg-balancers unite.

March 25, 2007 at 8:52 pm | Posted in family, fun at work, jobs | 18 Comments

baaaaaaaad motherfucker

I have been shite about getting around to your blogs recently. Bad me. I’m a bad motherfucker, and not in the good way. Life, you see. It gets in the way of writing about it. I’ll do my best to rectify this soon.

There’s so much real stuff happening at the moment that I’m scarcely getting a chance to document it. Some of you have a great knack for balancing both eggs on your knees, and for that I salute you:

salute for those who balance eggs on both motherfucking knees

Anyway. Crux.

I have a second interview tomorrow morning (the first was promising), and I really want this job. Not just because I’ve got to get away from where I am before the gooey sniper rifle dream becomes dirty reality, but because I think it would be good; more money, experience, responsibility, prospects. Especially money.

I’m not really a career person. Circumstances force it on me. It doesn’t fit me well, but while I have to wear this coat (the next forty years stretch out like an evening prison corridor), I’m going to make sure it keeps my family warm.

Wish me luck, if you believe in it. I don’t, but I’ll gratefully take whatever’s being sent my way.

I’ll let you know how it goes.

~

Oh yeah…it would be remiss of me not to mention Twenty’s news – mofo has only gone and gotten hisself a two-book deal. You can congratulate him here. It’s well-deserved – over two and a half years of blogging hilarious sheeit almost every day.

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  1. i have that wallet 🙂

  2. “I have been shite about getting around to your blogs recently. Bad me.” Look what you’ve missed. I’ve started to post real live porno pics with addresses and phone numbers of the girls that want to meet you tonight 😉

  3. Get yourself to bed, laddie, you have a big day tomorrow. Forget the blogs, we’re not going anywhere. Clear your mind of all our shite and make room for the possibility of a plum new job!

    Well down in making it to the next round in interviews, Kav, that’s great. Sending you best luck and a whole lot of crossed things for tomorrow morning!

  4. Good luck cuz, I believe in you.

  5. I don’t believe in luck either, but my chicken has her roads crossed for ya, Kav!

  6. Forget the blogs, we’re not going anywhere.

    I meant to say that we’ll be here when you get back. I guess Twenty proves that blogs are going somewhere.

    I had my ‘puter cross her ts for ya!

  7. Yer beautiful face graces my blog for monday, this means you are going places. I got a 5 book deal, thats 5 for 99p each and then two more at the normal price later in the year, the funny thing is I don’t read books.

  8. Super best of luck. Hope it all works out for the best.

  9. Good luck Kav, my fingers are firmly crossed, although I’m sure you won’t need it!

  10. C’MON MY SON.

    PS: You’re not my son. Sorry to disappoint.

  11. I’ve crossed my legs for ya.

    Knudsen will tell you that’s something completely out of character for me.

  12. Good luck!

    Oh, and by the way, can you manage to kill my ex if you go on vacation? I mean, since you’re deadly and all.

  13. Some things shouldn’t be crossed, not in these trousers anyway. And my eggs are hard-boiled.

    I think you’ll be grand.

  14. You’ll do fine.

    Just make sure you’re not thinking of George Bush screwing a monkey during the interview.

    Do you understand? DO NOT under any circumstances think of GEORGE BUSH SCREWING A MONKEY!

    It will mess up your concentration something rotten.

    Now recite to yourself several times an hour between now and the Interview, I MUST NOT THINK OF GEORGE BUSH SCREWING A MONKEY!I MUST NOT THINK OF GEORGE BUSH SCREWING A MONKEY!I MUST NOT THINK OF GEORGE BUSH SCREWING A MONKEY!I MUST NOT THINK OF GEORGE BUSH SCREWING A MONKEY!I MUST NOT THINK OF GEORGE BUSH SCREWING A MONKEY!

  15. Best of Irish Luck, Kav.

  16. Oooh…good luck. I’ll have my eyelids turned inside out for you!

  17. After reading Kim Ayres’ post, I’m thinking about GEORGE BUSH SCREWING A MONKEY but I don’t want you to think about GEORGE BUSH SCREWING A MONKEY.

    Good African American, Filipino, Irish and Scottish luck to ya!!!

  18. Was that Mustapha Wank?


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