There’s enough crap in here to put you off me forever. If this isn’t enough, here’s even more.
Getting to know me, or, I’m a weird fucking dork so leave while you still can
Raped by a dog
Kav’s Guide to Seduction
The Infinite Tayto Man
The other reindeer were cunts
Well, it’s not really like Russian Roulette at all, is it?
Kav’s Guide to Seduction #2
A special day out
Ever fallen asleep standing up? I have
Shoes: buy ones that fit
My list of things to do before I’m 30
Women – no, I haven’t a clue either.
Tales of Youth
Del Monte (redux)
Trusting, not gullible
Why I got fired from my first job
I want a facking nickname
Why I can’t go on holiday